Why bother with celebrating Earth Day? Once we find a suitable replacement, we can chuck this one in the bin and kick back in our brand new, upgraded accomodations on Earth v.2.0 Gliese 581e (Patch 2.1.0 forthcoming). Sure there will be some glitches with the new model: no infrastructure, possible alien (and deadly) microbes...maybe even flora and fauna, the occasionally unpredictable and catastrophic weather pattern, lack of enough Heroic Dungeons and Raids, etc., but the patch should make it eventually playable...except it'll nerf hunters for some reason. Where was I? Oh yeah, why save Earth when you can buy another one?
Oh, I see...it's actually not suitable for flammable objects like human skin. I guess I should take the cans and bottles out to the curb *sigh*.
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